Will & Grace
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How am I supposed to connect with a kid from Texas? I can't fish or hunt, or tell a woman what to do with her fetus.
Jack
I just found out my youth obsessed best friend has a grandson. I am obligated to torture you, it's in the contract.
All I'm saying is that if you don't start dating it's going to turn into a fireplace you never use. Open up the flue and put a big log in there.
Karen
Grace, you work too much and you're not dating. It's Saturday morning; you should be slinking home with your contacts in a shot glass, scratches on your back and itches on your front.
Karen
You were the one who joined Doctors Without Borders, met a blonde and it became Doctors Without Pants!
Will: You know what this is like?
Grace: Oh, is this going to have something to do with Princess Di?
Will: I think we both know the answer to that. Remember how we both hated Camila Parker Bowles?
Grace: We were young; we rushed to judgement.
Will: Exactly. Everyone thought she was the villain because she broke up this storybook romance.
Grace: Do not forget the hats.
Will: I wish I could. But all she really did was help Charles realize that the storybook wasn't true.
Grace: Wait, who's Princess Diana in this situation? Leo?
Will: Sadly, yes. And I’m Camila.
Will: It must be bad news. Grace, we're going to get through this together. I'll shave my head. Do you need me to shave my head?
Grace: No, no, the test was negative. I don't have cancer.
Will: Oh thank God. I have a weird skull.
Grace: Have you been crying?
Will: I went to the Princess Diana exhibit, which was amazing. But I bought remastered DVDs of the wedding and the funeral and I watched them back to back and now I'm eating my feelings.
Grace: How could you do that to yourself?
Will: She really was a candle in the wind.
Wait, you're eating bread? It's not a cheat day, what's wrong?
I thought about going into work but Grace is at the lady doctor and if there's anything I don't want to deal with is Grace and her angry inch.
Karen
Nurse: I'm sensing some tension here. Who cheated?
Grace: He did.
Nurse: Wow, seriously? That was just a shot in the dark.
Leo: It's a little bit more complicated than that.
Nurse: Is it?
I'm sorry, but in the words of my dear friend Amanda Bynes, where am I?
Jack