Wilfred Season 1 Episode 3: "Fear" Quotes
I have a government job. All I do is watch porn!
Jesse
Having fun, Ryan? Just another lazy Sunday watching porn with your lazy, rock hard neighbor.
Wilfred
Sometimes when I look at you, I can almost see a 10-foot tampon string hanging out of you.
Wilfred
Not like I was gonna buy her. Last time I had Indian, it gave me the shits for a week.
Wilfred
A bone? That's like giving a basketball to a black guy.
Wilfred
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