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Why Women Kill
Thursdays on Paramount+Why Women Kill Season 2 Episode 6: "Dangerous Intruder" Quotes
Alma: All I'm asking for is one final act of mercy. Please, save my friend.
Bertram: Alright. I'll do it.
Alma: Oh, bless you, Bertie. You know what would be nice on this pie? Some ice cream.
Rita: Oh. I forgot there was a fire escape here. This is the perfect place for my photographer to hide.
Scooter: I hope he's patient. It's going to take a lot of booze during dinner to get Catherine back here for dessert.
Rita: You may want to knock a few back yourself. You'll have to be drunk to jump those old bones.
Scooter: She's not so bad.
Rita: Excuse me?
Scooter: Oh, I thought she was an old pickle puss at first, but once she lets her guard down, she's actually got a really nice smile. And she's only, what, five years older than you?
Alma: Are you hungry? I brought us some snacks and cocoa.
Bertram: Taking of a human life is a grave and sacred task. It's not a night at the drive-in.
Catherine: Scooter, really. I'm old enough to be your mother.
Scooter: You're never too old to have fun.
Catherine: Why do you want to have fun with me? Let's face it, I'm not a great beauty.
Dee: Oh, Vern. What am I going to do?
Vern: Here's a thought. Marry me.
Vern: I guess that's a yes, huh?
Dee: Oh, that's more than a yes. That's a you betcha!