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What We Do In The Shadows
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXWhat We Do In The Shadows Season 1 Episode 3: "Werewolf Feud" Quotes
Lazlo: I'm not going to do this if he's pissing on the wall.
Caucasian Werewolf: Screw you, racist.
Evie. E.V. Emotional vampire.
Colin
He's gonna shit!
Nandor
If Lazlo and I were to ever have a child, I wish he'd look like him (points to baby armadillo). Small and hard.
Nadja
Am I a morning person? That would be an enthusiastic yes.
Colin
I have recently rediscovered my love for topiary sculpture; the art of bush manipulation.
Lazlo
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