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Veep
Sundays 10:30 PM on HBOVeep Season 7 Quotes
Selina: And Mike works with the internet now, right? Tell him we got a big scoop.
Ben: Texting him now.
Kent: I saw him at the sundae bar earlier struggling with the sprinkle dispenser.
What? How dare that smoothe shit sack cheat on his wife and risk his political future with someone who is not me?!
Selina
Reporter: Thousands of women have joined #NotMe and said they have never dated you and never will.
Jonah: OK, thousands of UNATTRACTIVE women.
OK. Well, I guess I need to go and congratulate him now. I'm going to choke him with that giant cock of his, see how HE likes it.
Selina
Isn't it astounding that the next president of the United States is getting chosen by a closeted ex-music producer?
Selina
What do you know about new media Mike9748@aol.com?
Dan
Ok. Leon. I'm still. I'm not sure about this part where it says I want to be president for ALL Americans. I mean, do I? ALL Americans?
Selina
Oh, and take out the stuff about immigration. I feel like it's a little too "issuey."
Selina
If Muhammad Atta had you people booking his travel, he'd still be alive today which for HIM would be a major fuckup.
Selina
Two wheelchair guys behind him? What? We didn't get the point after the first wheelchair guy?
Selina
Did you guys know I got married? Who wants to meet my brand new, smokin' hot wife?
Jonah
Goddammit! What is Mike doin' in here, and why does he have a good idea now that he doesn't work for us?
Selina