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Veep
Sundays 10:30 PM on HBOVeep Quotes
Selina: A Rubix Cube is not impossible to finish.
Gary: I saw a Chinese kid do one in like 10 seconds.
Selina: 10 seconds, Mike.
Tell her I'm canceling the lunch with Catherine that was supposed to prove there's nothing more important than Catherine because something more important than Catherine has come up.
Selina
Selina: We have two catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that?
Gary: How about a catch-44?
Gary: FYI, the President is not calling.
Selina: FYI, Gary, no shit.
I'm eating everyone's shit. I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
Mike
Wazzzup, as they say in the late 90s.
Jonah
Gary: I've selected a few candidates. Or should I say canine-didates.
Selina: No, you shouldn't say that.
Gary: Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. Do you realize that?
Dan: Yes.
Mint! It implies freshness, trust, traditional values.
Jonah
Selina: I could move more air my farting.
Gary: I'm sure you could, ma'am.