UnREAL
Mondays 10:00 PM on LifetimeUnREAL Season 2 Episode 9: "Espionage" Quotes
Stressful day. What’s he been doing besides napping and jacking off?
Quinn
Hot Rachel just shit herself on national television. Boom. Drop the mic.
Quinn
Someone hasn’t eaten in weeks.
Quinn
Or whack off, please. Something more exciting. I mean, these two screwed last night.
Quinn
We have a saying around here, sluts get cut.
Chet
Oh, are you taking orders from Madison now?
Yael
Rachel, don’t push away the one guy who ever actually cared about you.
Coleman
Hot version of you was stealing your little boyfriend from right under your nose, so who’s clueless now?
Madison
What? You've never seen anyone kiss before?
Quinn
You didn’t have a cattle prod shoved up your vagina.
Quinn
Yael: So, um, any tips for getting Darius interested?
Coleman: Trust me, he’s interested.
Rachel: Let me entertain you.
Quinn: Why?
Rachel: Because I want back in.
Quinn: I’m listening.