Ugly Betty Season 1 Episode 22: "A Tree Grows in Guadalajara" Quotes
I'd like to tell you you look the same, but you look like an old man
Aunt Mirta [to Ignacio]
Hilda: Papi, tell them you didn't get your complimentary travel kit. cause if I get another I can use them as bridesmaids' gifts
Betty: Here, you can have mine
Hilda: Oh no, you keep yours, you're my maid of honor
Wilhelmina: You really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as you are on the inside.
Your boyfriend fakes his death and comes back as a really big girl. I'm guessing there's no card for that
Wilhelmina
Okay girls, tuck em back in, you're both big
Wilhelmina [to Daniel and Alexis]
Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
Doesn't anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don't know my finger snaps for the rumble.
Justin
