Ray: You pull off that e-cig. Not a lot of people do.
Ani: This place gets a day-to-day influx of 70,000 people, right? Where do they live?
Ray: I tried one once. I felt like it was smoking me. A real cigarette wouldn't make you feel like that. Maybe it was just a little to close to suckin' robot's dick. I don't know.

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Man: Mr. Casper was dedicated to his community.
Ani: A community of 95 residents.

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Paul: Found his lawyer, too. Had to hump all over her leg for this shit. Oh, and this one fag, at the bank? He started hittin' on me. I almost clocked the guy.
TD: Yeah? Why would you do that?

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Ani: His insurance had these forms. Items likely stolen from his place. We can put out pawn sheets on them. What'd you guys get?
TD: Oh. The young man here, he got a dynamite anecdote.

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The fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.

Ani

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Just so you know, I support feminism, mostly by having body image issues.

Ray

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Harris: You were with LA sheriff's department eight years before Vinci PD. Anything there going to hurt you?
Ray: No. I welcome judgment.

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• Added: June 20, 2015

If you ever bully another kid again, I'll come back and butt fuck your father with your mother's headless corpse on this god damned lawn. Twelve years old my ass. Fuck you.

Ray

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Dad: Your entire personality is an extended criticism of my values meant, I'm sure, to compell me into engagement through argument. Do you even like what you do, or is it just a reflection of urge toward authority out of defiance...
Ani: Talk to your daughter, prick. Help her.
Dad: I just did.

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Dad: We have always disagreed here. I am not comfortable imposing my will on anyone and I haven't been since 1978.
Ani: Not even to stop someone from walking into a river.
Dad: Yes, not even then. And if your mother's flair for drama had been more present in her acting, she might have gone on to great things.

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Dixon: We should let the bosses know.
Ray: You sure they don't already? We need to treat this like a 207.
Dixon: What?
Ray: Kidnapping. TD, we don't belong in this.

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You know, I got instructions. Anything happens to me, you burn all my shit, quick.

Dixon

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