True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOTrue Blood Season 5 Quotes
(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!
Pull over...pleeeease.
Eric
Before things what, spin out of control? That train has already sailed.
Jason
Take your pants off cowboy I'll show you what a real were-bitch can do.
Rikki
Must all roads lead to fu-kin' Sookie?
Pam
Eric: Oh sweetie dont be a fool.
Jason: If I want to be a fool then I will be a fool! That is my God given right as an American!
Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.
Nora: What is she?
Eric: She is a waitress.
Maybe later we can braid each others hair and talk about boys...fu-kin baby vamps.
Pam
I'm a bitch not a snitch, love it.
Lafayette
Jason: If there is one thing I learned from my time As QB-1 it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pu-sy footin around Russell. It's game time.
Sookie: I love you.
Jason: I love you too Sook.
Don't play games with me you little ginger bitch.
Pam