United States of Tara Quotes
Life is long and you're my man.
Everyone's a taker - everything's a thing.
Kate
Kate: Hey do you know anyone who's happy?
Marshall: No.
Oh honey, you're so pretty, but you've always made decisions like an ugly girl.
Tara and Charmaine's mom
Lionel: I feel so bad for breeders. Being gay is like living in a buffet.
Marshall: And people say romance is dead.
Tara: Do you do that to me? Make up wildly heightened emotions just to manipulate me into being there for you?
Charmaine: Of course not. Only to mom.
Kate: I get it your rich - whoop didily dee...Zack can have anything he wants.
Zack: That remains to be seen.
Will having a little f**king grace kill you?
Superman slept with someone else?
Charmaine
Completely believable explanation.
Tara: What's going to happen to us - what's going to happen to our family?
Max: I don't know. I don't know.
Marshall: Nothing too splashy and in your face?
Lionel: I might be splashy and in your face if you're not too careful.