I want my wedding pictures with Nick, but I want my wedding night with Neal.

Charmaine

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(to Marshall) I saw your girlfriend earlier, did you kick her like a meth habit?

Kate

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I don't know your wife, I had a thing for Buck.

Pammy

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(Referring to Kate) I thought you said your mom was psycho.

David

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As a family we are completely fu**ed.

Charmaine

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Kate: Why does Mrs. Butterworth need to be black? And Aunt Jemima too. That's some f***ed up racial pancake s**t.
Marshall: Mrs. Butterworth isn't black; she's just filled with syrup. She's clear.
Kate: Hmm...she's a clearcasian.

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Kate: Do you even know what that means?
Marshall: No not really.

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Police Officer: Is this your wife sir?
Max: Who knows?

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But my fiancé wasn't even in town then.

Charmaine

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• Added: April 20, 2010