The Umbrella Academy
FridaysThe Umbrella Academy Season 2 Episode 5: "Valhalla" Quotes
Five: Klaus, is Ben here?
Klaus: Oh, uh, no. No, unfortunately, ghosts can’t time travel.
Ben: Are you kidding me?!
Klaus: Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the—Oh my God, my cult is gonna be so pissed. Five! I told them we had until 2019!
Five: We have until Monday. We have 6 days.
Klaus: Is it Vanya?
Allison: Klaus!
Klaus: What? It’s usually Vanya.
Diego: I’m a hero. Heroes stop crime.
Luther: No, no no no. Dad told you you’re a hero. He told all of us. But what if he lied? What if we’re just a bunch of freaks who have no business changing the world.
Diego: Everyone changes the world, Luther, EVERYONE! And it’s scary, but that’s kind of the deal.
Allison: We have never even kissed!
Klaus: Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon dog eyes at each other all through puberty and breakfast.
Vanya: Aren’t we all brothers and sisters?
Allison: Well, technically...
Klaus: Technically? If you have to use the word “technically,” you’re already in trouble.
Face it. The healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.
Klaus
Handler: Well done. You figured it out.
Five: Well it wasn’t very hard. She fights like every one of you Commission drones.
Handler: No matter. Here we are, together again.
Sissy: Who gets to be happy all the time?!
Vanya: We can! We were just talking about leaving!
Sissy: Honey, that was just morning talk. Lies we tell each other to get through the damn day! We don’t get to live our fantasies.