The Sopranos Season 1 Episode 5: "College" Quotes
Meadow: Socially, I don't know. This one girl told me there's this saying, "Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception."
Tony: Hey, what kind of talk is that? You mean the girls at the other colleges we've been to, they just put out?
(to Meadow) What do you study in India? How not to get diarrhea?
Tony
(to Carmela) What did you guys do for twelve hours; play Name That Pope?
Tony