The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 23 Quotes
There is no over the top, there is no over the top.
Gaga dancers (chanting)
Gaga: Never forget, you're all my little monsters.
Moe: Actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.
Lisa, what you did is like my mother sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.
Nelson
I cheat on my diet, but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death.
Homer
Without awards show, how would I know what movie has the best beheading or that Glee is a comedy?
Bart
Ah he's a dumb kid, but he's an above average dog. Roll over, son!
Wiggum (on Ralphie)
Ned: Well sir, now we'll have an open marriage.
Edna: Um, you do know what that means?
Ned: No, but I"m sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.
Hmmm...historically inaccurate.
Homer
Homer: People here do not respect boundaries.
Ned: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?
I'm married to the sea, and I'm seeing two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones but it's ERIE how SUPERIOR they are.
Sea Captain
Moe: And that's that. Another story in the classic infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for The Simpsons.
Lisa: Mr. Szyslak I have feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.
Moe: Well I'm not hanging around for that. Pfftt. Four acts.
Cleatus the football robot, you're my only hope.
Homer