The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Quotes
If you don't think of lips when you think of Lisa Rinna there's something wrong.
Lisa Rinna
Yolanda: I don't think your dad was interested in my boobs.
Brandi: Oh, for sure he is.
I've been trying to stick my boobs into my dress for an hour.
Brandi
Cinderella was late for the ball. Or did she leave early? One of the two.
Brandi
If anything goes wrong at the party, my plan is to be completed wasted so that I don't know what's happening because if you don't hear it and you don't see it then it didn't happen…like blackout sex.
Brandi
My life does not revolve around Lisa Vanderpump.
Brandi
The only thing that Lisa holds on to more than Giggy, is a grudge.
Kyle
I'm the same horrible person that she was talking and running to all of my friends about. Why does she want me there now?
Lisa Vanderpump
Are a lot of people chub chubs here?
Delilah
High heels are not easy girls.
Kyle
I have to shine and sparkle for you.
Lisa Rinna
I am capable of talking about something other than vagina and cock but I enjoy cursing.
Brandi
