The Office Quotes
It can't be more fun the selling paper and paper products.
Dwight
Okay, this is really hard to follow. Can we just say Pete, because that's the guy Erin's flirting with?
Kevin
Angela: Well I think it would be immoral for Erin to cheat on Andy.
Erin: Oh I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy?
Angela: Yes, and he didn't like it.
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me.
Dwight
Clark: All that really specific cat turd business, that was about you right?
Dwight: You got me...I used to collect them.
Client: There he is; my son.
Dwight: He's got cat turd collector written all over him.
We're aware of what it means Oscar, you just do not look cool saying it.
Kevin
One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer, and just sawed its head right off.
Clark
You can't be scared of a room full of Jims. I love the guy but he's basically Gumby with hair.
Pam
Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.
Clark
You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles an hour.
Dwight
Dwight: I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers For Hire.
