The Office Quotes
Saddle shoes with denim? I will literally call protective services.
Oscar
I'd like to get harmful steam, but the prices are absurd.
Dwight
It's not the KGB, but it's a start.
Dwight
No, I don't think he can make it as an actor, but he also can't make it as an employee in an office, so why not go nuts with it.
Oscar
You're too charactery to be a lead, and you're not fat enough to be a great character actor.
Kevin
Hey Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life. You're not talented. Well...right back at ya Daryl.
Andy
Sense Billy says most students don't pay 150,000 dollars over 20 years to get their black belt.
Dwight
Oscar: Angela you still have your son.
Angela: I guess.
I've been trying to act and manage this branch. Half the time I don't know if I'm wearing my stage makeup or my work makeup.
Andy
Andy: What's the mouse's name?
Guy: It really doesn't make sense to name the mice. They're kind of like cannon fodder.
Phyllis: Her hair looks beautiful.
Andy: Yeah we get it Phyllis. She looks like a freakin' movie star!
Nothing to be alarmed about, it's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer as a coworker.
Dwight
