The Office Season 6 Episode 19: "New Leads" Quotes
Having a baby is exhausting - having two babies, now that's just mean.
Jim
Today we are all kings and queens.
Michael
Just imagine that instead of going to jail when you murdered someone, you got an ice cream cone. If that we the case, then in the summer time, everyone would go around killing people for the pleasure of an ice cream cone.
Michael
Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes - all of them together. It's a conspiracy.
Salesman is king. As the best salesman I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is king of kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself.
Dwight
Okay - Dwight out!
Dwight
You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
Dwight
First up - the Lost and Found has gone missing. It itself is lost, so please try and not loose anything until we find it.
Michael
Jim: Who's that?
Michael: Captain Jack Sparrow - Captain Jack Sparrow Jim!
Jim Jim - where do I find the black pearl?
Michael
