The Muppets Season 1 Episode 1: "Pig Girls Don't Cry" Quotes
Dr Teeth: Life on the road is no good for Animal.
Animal: Yeah. Too many women. Too many towns.
What can I say? I'm attracted to pigs.
Kermit
When your online profile says you're a 'passionate bear looking for love,' you get a lot of wrong responses.
Fozzie
My life is a bacon-wrapped hell.
Kermit
Displaying all 4 quotes