The Muppets Season 1 Episode 2: "Hostile Makeover" Quotes
Wouldn't the world be a better place if everyone was a little more like me?
Josh Groban
Quality-wise, the show was prison sushi.
Dr. Teeth
Since they've been going out, I've been waking up to the sound of my alarm instead of my own screams!
Kermit
Statler: Woo!
Waldorf: Did you just say 'woo?'
Statler: What?! I'm allowed to feel things.
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