The Magicians
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on SyFyThe Magicians Season 1 Quotes
Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray.
Penny
I think we need to send some time apart so we know what's real and what's fox.
Alice
You should have been rendered mute long ago.
Mayakovsky
This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.
Margo
This genie totally gets me.
Eliot
Birds. I never shit so much in my life. At least I got to eat bugs.
Penny
That happened, right? We flew...here to Antarctica?
Quentin
Ow, the pine needles are hurting my feet.
Quentin
I hated junior cowboy camp.
Quentin
FYI, this test is pretty much impossible.
Eliot
Celebrate the world you're in, dummy.
Margo
Quentin: What is the point of magic if we can't fix real problems?
Dean Fogg: We can fix some things. So we fix what we can.