Okay, new rule. How about we not refer to the tumor that will one day kill me as a "brain-grape."

Cassandra

I'm here to do science and math; and sometimes, hallucinate.

Cassandra

I'm offering you a life of mystery, of misery, of loneliness, and adventure. More than that, I'm offering you the opportunity to make a difference and to save the world every week. Twice before Friday. Are you in?

Flynn

Oh, impossible - pipsyposh, pipsyposh, Jenkins! People keep saying that as though we don't eat the impossible for breakfast every day.

Flynn

I was really expecting a better secret door.

Ezekiel

Flynn: I'm gonna be dead tomorrow.
Eve: So, how would they want you to spend your last day?
Flynn: They'd want me to save the world one last time.

Your brain is a weapon, and a tool, and a library all wrapped in one.

Eve

Vampires are real. But Dracula is not. Because I killed him."

Flynn

There ain't nothin' amateur about my bar fighting, sweetheart.

Jacob

When I do math, I smell things. Mostly breakfast.

Cassandra

Eve: You call Excalibur, 'Cal'?
Flynn: We're friends. Best friends. Besties, really.

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I'm the Librarian.

The Librarians Season 1 Quotes

Eve: You call Excalibur, 'Cal'?
Flynn: We're friends. Best friends. Besties, really.

Eve: How did you know all that?
Flynn: I'm the Librarian.