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The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Quotes
I was just distracted by the beautiful word highlighting!
Carol
I know who you are. You're a kind and wonderful man but got a little bit off track. Don't worry. I'll get you back in the second and third trimesters.
Erica
This thing really, um, really kept me going out there. During the dark times when I was at my loneliest, I would just sit down and search for life.
Mike
Named her after Mike Clark Duncan. Big Green Mile fans. Yeah...j.k. Named her after you.
Tandy
God! I just feel so close to you! We've been friends for awhile now, but I think now it's time for us to be friends friends, you know?
Melissa
Are you here to get me to have a pillow fight or something?
Erica
I'm just going to come out and say it! You know, if I were trying to get pregnant, I wouldn't be guzzling wine at every turn like a teen at a hootenanny.
Todd
The density. The sheen. The crumb. This is an adult.
Carol
Carol, a big bulge has never scared off Gail Klosterman.
Gail
Todd, I've decided. I want to have a baby, and I want to have it with you.
Erica
This baby is not going to wait. You've got two months, tops.
Carol
Your lower back hair is catching the light in the most beautiful way. It's like I'm seeing it for the first time.
Carol