The Last Man on Earth
Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 10: "Silent Night" Quotes
This is the straw that broke the camel's back. The camel is dead and I ate it! Just like the bacon! Which is another thing I did.
Todd
Don't worry, Gordon, I'm not gonna come anywhere near those balls.
Phil
Melissa, you're finally opening up and I'm so proud of you. But I'm gonna need you to shut it right back down, lady. Phil needs us! So just box that up, we'll go save his life, and then we'll come back and dig into those delicious feelings. It's what I like to call an emotional doggy bag and they taste even better the next day.
Carol
Gail: Stop it, Tandy, I'm not a doctor.
Tandy: And the Wright brothers weren't pilots until they got into that plane, y'know? [chanting] Gail! Gail! Gail!
I'm not a friggin' doctor! I am just a chef from a three star restaurant in Wilmington, North Carolina, so shut your friggin' cakeholes!
Gail
Oh, farts.
Gail