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Sundays 9:30 PMThe Last Man on Earth Season 4 Episode 8: "Not Appropriate for Miners" Quotes
There is a little boy out there who's confused and freaked out because all the people he thinks he can trust in the world are acting like raving lunatics. Guys, he's a 9- to 11-year-old boy.
Melissa
You cannot use logic to win an argument with Carol Pilbasian so just don't let her suck you in.
Gail
Todd: Jasper, did you just put a firework in that giraffe?
Jasper: No.
Todd: Are you lying?
Jasper: Yeah.
Explosives are not appropriate for minors. They're for adults and for miners. Coal miners. It's a different minors.
Todd
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