The Grinder
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXThe Grinder Season 1 Episode 1: "The Grinder" Quotes
Stewart: So you're gonna go to law school?
Dean: I don't think I need that, with the show and all.
Stewart: Oh sure, acting on a TV show is the equivalent of going to law school, so why would you need that?
Dean: Let's say you're in a restaurant and Noah Wyle is two tables down. You go into cardiac arrest, you don't think Noah Wyle could step in and help?
Stewart: Yes he could help, by calling a doctor, because he is an actor.
Stewart: Wait a second, let me just, this kid was using Ethan to get with my daughter, and your solution was to leverage her for his junior high school popularity?
Dean: The way you're saying that makes it sound worse.
Stewart: I said it the exact way you said it. I just repeated it back to you. You're hearing it for the first time, and it sounds terrible.
Your honor, this is insanity. I have ten million objections, rounding down. Firstly, not a lawyer, we talked about that all too briefly. They're calling up witnesses during closing, bringing in new evidence...
Defense Attorney
I know, life's funny that way, sometimes you find exactly what it is you're looking for and you're not allowed to pursue it for literally no reason.
Dean