The Deuce
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Frankie, you should have been there! Rudy shoved it so far up their Irish cunts you would have...what? Who died?
Vincent
You know, I had a college girl once. She was educated, but not intelligent.
CC
Candy: You know, I don't think you have enough money in your wallet for that tonight.
Leonard: Come on, Candy. You get paid more than usual for it. How do you know?
Candy: How do I know?
Leonard: Yeah, how?
Candy: Because nobody actually likes getting fucked in the ass, even as pretend. You don't walk right after. And look at this. Right here I'm fuckin' walkin'. All night I'm fuckin' walking, in heels even!
Leonard: Come on, Candy. None of the girls?
Candy: No. None of the girls. None of the girls want your dick, really truly want your dick up their ass.
Vincent: We open in three hours. If you want, you can be here with us to christen the joint.
Abby: Thanks anyhow.
Vincent: Hey, it will be good for your memoirs.
Rudy: It's a go.
Tommy: I don't know. Seems kinda crazy.
Rudy: The fuck you expect from a guy gets blown by his niece?
This mother fucker pays you to watch movies with him. What movie was it?
Larry
Larry: Why'd he pay you double last time?
Darlene: Because we watched a whole movie last time, too, and I told him I'd probably be in trouble then, too, if I didn't show you more for it.
Vincent: Look, Frankie, as fucked up as you are, in every possible way a man can be, you've always been the one. Major league prospects, prettiest women, flashiest cars.
Frankie: What can I say?
You, uh, you ever been to France? [Lori shakes her head no] Yeah, me neither.
CC
Lori: Can I get a match, girl?
Ashley: I'm not your girl, bitch.
Lori: Is that a no?
Vince: You mind if I as you something?
Paul: Sure.
Vince: What's with this place? It's deader than Bobby Kennedy?
Shit. I can act in a real movie with a story and everything.
Lori