The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 3 Quotes
Get right with your maker, Folks. It’s clearly the end of days.
Darlene
Becky: Congratulations! You may be surprised to hear this, but I’m a little bummed. We’ve been having fun working together.
Darlene: I’m still going to be on the floor, but now I can make your life miserable if you displease me.
Becky: Right, and as Union Steward, one misstep on your part, and I can shut down the factory.
Darlene: See, this is going to be fun for everybody.
Becky: You're great at pretty much everything, You're amazing. But, you know the male ego; you gotta tell them what they wanna hear, and they'll do whatever you want!
Ben: [Smiling] I know. Some guys, right?
Josh has a different girl for every cause, alright? So this is about class struggle, so you're the poor white girl that gives him street cred.
Darlene
He isn't a psychopath, he's rich!
Jackie
Interesting. Because if you start breaking into banks, I think the police will enjoy the opportunity to debate your political beliefs with repeated nightsticks to the head.
Dan
Josh: Oh you may want to fix your water pressure by the way. It's somewhere in between a trickle and a leak.
Jackie: So we're to take from that that, at your house, you have great water pressure? Good to know.
Darlene: Do you know anything about this Josh guy that Harris brought home?
Mark: I've seen him on her Instagram. She was spray-painting something on a buiconnerslding and he was holding her cans.
Darlene: I love you 'cuz you don't know what that means.
Ben: Love you, Mom.
Barb: Thank you. We don't say it enough.
Think of me as a sister! A sister ... that you ... had a baby with!
Becky
Sometimes the truth only makes things harder. You remember how devastated I was when I found out my mother was, you know, actually my real mother.
Jackie
Darlene, while you're in there, try and talk him out of the beard -- it makes him look like a Bolshevik.
Barb
