The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Episode 3: "There Won't Be Blood" Quotes
I will do my best not to kill you.
Harris
Apparently I'm not rude in an entertaining way.
Darlene
No, it's cultural appreciation. He loves Frida Kahlo.
Darlene
I'm poor. Back when poor was funny.
Darlene
Jackie: Amazing. I could listen to this man talk for hours.
Peter: And I would let you.
Dan: You didn't get a job insulting people?
Darlene: I was overqualified.
Gary: I'm not sure people are gonna enjoy that.
Darlene: Oh. Am I missing something? I thought I was pretty rude.
Gary: Well, you see, there's rude and then there's McNasty's fun rude. You know, everything all in fun.
Chinese kids are building robots and our kids are confused by what cows do.
Jackie
Who's offended by a ninja costume? I've lived in Lanford my whole life and I have yet to run into a ninja.
Dan
Dan: It's Halloween for god's sake! That means 24 hours without laws or rules.
Darlene: That's the "Purge" movies, dad.
Our whole family is saddening. Does that mean we can't go out anymore?
Darlene
Becky: Why aren't you in costume?
Darlene: Oh I can't I have a job interview at McNasty's.
DJ: That place where all the waiters are rude to you? You are perfect for that.