The Client List Quotes
Is it so hard to believe that I buy into the fairy tale? That I would want a best friend, a partner to fall in love with and grow old with?
Selena
They did a background check. I didn't get the job.
Kyle
I don't mean to be a fuss, you know, but this has got to be right. This is my chance for a fresh start.
Georgia
Now, I have all my bases covered and the list is safe. That's what I promised you.
Riley
I've been called a lot of things in my life but a sweet so and so isn't one of 'em.
Selena
I didn't storm out. I walked out forcefully.
Riley
Yeah, keep dreamin'. I've been in over ten weddings and I know an ugly ass bridesmaids' dress when I see one.
Selena
Lacey: I think it's supposed to be romantic.
Riley: Frankly, my dear Lacey, I do give a damn.
If it's the booty callin', it's not a booty call.
Shelby
I'm taking the potato salad. You just gave me stress hunger.
Dale
You know, I'm not saying that I have any right or that it's even logical, but the thought of you with another man destroys me.
Kyle
Evan: Your staying here is temporary, right?
Kyle: Yeah, so is your being the father of my kids.