The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 23: "The Love Spell Potential" Quotes
Go away Sheldon is nibbling on my ... 14. Yes!
Amy
Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.
They think our relationship is a joke. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Amy
See what happens when you let girls play D & D.
Sheldon
I like you a lot and that's scary for me. Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.
Raj
Penny: This isn't alcohol. It's a potion that makes me like you.
Leonard: Double potion, please.
Sheldon: It would -- fun? Yeah, okay, three weeks ago, you brought crunchy peanut butter but now you want the girls to play D & D -- do you have a drug problem?
Leonard: What's the big deal?
Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame, and you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas. You nailed it.
Penny
Long story short. She's on the no-fly list and we might have been followed here by a drone.
Bernadette
You're right. I should finish the game. I take my plus-one longsword stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead. I've got a date with a girl. Bye!
Raj
Leonard: See, Howard is just as good a dungeon master as I am.
Sheldon: As good? You just got pantsed in the school yard four eyes.
Leonard: Sometimes change is good. You were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock, but you ended up liking him.
Sheldon: Leonard, please, every time the topic of change comes up you throw Zachary Quinto in my face. I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut -- Zachary Quinto. I'm upset daylight savings time started -- Zachary Quinto. I'm upset daylight savings time ended -- Zachary Quinto. I'm saying this for the last time. Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event, so stop using him against me.