The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 13: "The Love Car Displacement" Quotes
Howard: Oh I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: I'd like to weigh in here: No.
I'd like to raise two points, #1 I think they are talking about penises, and #2 these Mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.
Raj
I'm the kind of girl who can get all the giant missiles she wants.
Bernadette
Please tell me you are not having coitus.
Sheldon
Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
Penny
I'm prone to night terrors, so if I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic. Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine.
Amy
Radio contact is sufficient, no need to extend your middle finger.
Sheldon
She made the case that if we break down in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
Sheldon [to Penny]
Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
Howard
Remember people we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.
Sheldon
You know, for a smart guy you really seem to have a hard time grasping the concept don't piss off the people who handle the things you eat.
Penny
Ok, so the same with extra spit on Sheldon's hamburger.
Penny