The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 2 Episode 13: "The Friendship Algorithm" Quotes
Howard. You do not have a PhD. Your cologne is an assault on the senses, and you're not available for video games during the Jewish high holidays
Sheldon [on weighing which friends to keep]
What part of an inverse tangent approaching an asymptote don't you understand?
Sheldon
A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary
Sheldon
Sheldon [looking at the women's book in a bookstore]: "Coping with the Death of a Loved One." My condolences
Woman: Thank you
Sheldon: Family or friend?
Woman: Family
Sheldon: Too bad. If it had been a friend, I'm available to fill the void
Penny [referring to Sheldon]: What's up with Ichabod?
Leonard: Oh, he's trying to make a new friend
Penny: Well good for him
Leonard: Unless he makes one out of wood like Geppetto, I don't think it's going to happen