The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 21: "The Closure Alternative" Quotes
Mummy was right. American girls are sexually voracious devils.
Raj
Raj: I can see my little princess while I'm at work, right?
Howard: Why can't you just watch porn like a normal guy?
If they didn't want to be yelled at by crazy nerds, they shouldn't have started a sci-fi channel.
Leonard
They can't just cancel a show like Alphas. You know? They have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Leonard: I don't know. It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.