The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Amazing Race Season 20 Episode 9: "Bollywood Travolta" Quotes
Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.
Art
We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!
Bopper
Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.
Booper
Vanessa's actually not a bad dancer. She's got some Puerto Rican in her.
Ralph
You're a Baliwood Travolta.
Art
Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.
Art
Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.
Art
I felt like a fat Elvis.
JJ
I don't know how many males who are in federal law enforcement double as quality dancers.
Dave
Thank god that alluded to dancing and I didn't inadvertently select it.
Dave
Bopper: Art and JJ are like babies.
Mark: They are babies.
We're done, Major Dave. Take your army ass and get out of my face.
JJ