The Afterparty
Fridays on Apple TV+The Afterparty Season 1 Quotes
Had I known you were going to seduce me, I would have found somewhere else to bring Dumpling to put her to sleep.
Brett
50 Cent appeared on The Game's first track. Changed the game for The Game.
Yasper
It is never too late to Ska-pe Diem!
Yasper
Wow, congratulations, man. It sounds like to me you’ve got one rose bush just growing on a big ol’ pile of shit.
Detective Danner
All for one and fuck 'em all!
Zoe
Aniq: It's amazing you're still here.
Walt: Thank you.
Your first band, the Quarrymen, doesn't move the needle? Form a second band and call it the fuckin' Beatles!
Yasper ("Two Shots")
Steve Urkel was someone I had a huge crush on. He was the first black man that I ever heard of that had his own cereal, okay?
Detective Danner
Brett: Where’s the koala?
Aniq: Sorry, bud. I don’t have the “koalafications.”
You got skills, but you ain’t got a skillet.
Brett
Those hungry hungry hippos have lost their marbles.
Xavier
You have my word. And my word is my bond. It’s the only thing I’ve got that’s worth a damn.
Brett
