Survivor
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSSurvivor Season 22 Episode 2: "You Own My Vote" Quotes
Jeff: If anyone has a hidden-
Kristina: Jeff, I think I'm gonna need a little help tonight.
Matt's trying to play the good Christian game and the social game and the end game on day-friggin-five. Wake up brother.
Boston Rob
Once again we have to endure the pre-tribal council before tribal council.
Boston Rob
This is not Russell's game, this is my game.
Ralph
It's like literally picking the girl (Natalie) up and putting her on my back and I'm gonna drag her ass to the end.
Boston Rob
Andrea knows what she wants. If she can have her little puppy dog along for the ride, she's going to walk him all over this island.
Boston Rob
[Finding the idol] was as simple as wiping your hiney with toilet paper.
Ralph
Poor old Ralph. That dude might be the dumbest person on the face of the earth besides being the dumbest player to play Survivor.
Russell
These fools that I'm dealing with they ain't too bright.
Russell
I still love Phillip Sheppard.
Phillip
Seems as if this group of players knows how to follow directions.
Boston Rob