Survivor
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSSurvivor Season 24 Episode 2: "Total Dysfunction" Quotes
We are the tribe of the witless.
Nina
Nina is like the walking dead around here.
Sabrina
It's definitely the boobs that are hard.
Chelsea
Kat, you are as dumb as a rock.
Nina
Once again Kat jumped in for no reason.
Jeff
Colton: They should have just called it 'Survivor: Colton's World'.
The more Colton comes over the more he becomes a jerk by the minute.
Sabrina
I don't know if [Colton] has more estrogen in his body than testosterone.
Sabrina
Colton is like a virus without any cure.
Sabrina
We all have an extra appendage. That's the only thing I have in common with the guys.
Colton
We needed a tarp like a fat kid needs cake.
Sabrina
Doesn't Tarzan look naked from here?
Sabrina