Stumptown
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on ABCStumptown Season 1 Quotes
We're going out? Bold move. I like it.
Liz
Dex: You got her tending bar now, huh?
Grey: Yeah, just trying her out. Well, that doesn't sound good. It's a trial period and so far, so good.
Dex: Sweet kid.
Casey: Smart ass.
Dex: Like I said.
Grey: She is perfect, right?
Dex: I don't know. She seems like really happy.
Grey: What?
Dex: Is she okay, like, mentally?
No matter how bad you screw up, you always get a second chance.
Hoffman
No matter how mad your sister gets, it's not gonna scare me away.
Grey
Women like Dex and me, you'll spend your whole life trying to figure us out.
Fiona
You know, I had this whole cover story about a flat tire, but it feels very elaborate now, so I might as well just tell you, I came back because I wanted to see you again.
Liz
The taco trade; it ain't for kittens lieutenant.
Tookie
It's like I put it out there to her, and I don't know if I'm feeling something or just looking at it as a challenge.
Hoffman
What the hell lady, what are you doing? I was just trying to grab a selfie.
Random guy
If you wanna get lucky tonight, let's stop talking about bowling.
Dex