Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 6: "Terminal Provocations" Quotes
Mariner: What are you doing?
Boimler: Sometimes I hum warp engine sounds just to, y'know, sooth myself.
Mariner: Well, that is NOT what the engine sounds like.
Boimler: Duh, that was Enterprise D at Warp 4. THIS is Cerritos.
Do you know how hard it is to get cheese out of fur in a SONIC shower?
Dr. T'Ana
Rutherford: Spacewalking is easy! You just float and magnet, float and magnet.
Tendi: But what if I forget to magnet!
These guys are lucky I'm so ethical and considerate.
Freeman
Non-essential power diverted. Safety protocols disabled.
Computer
Phasers locked onto their warp core, Captain. Please, please let me shoot their warp core. I have been very good this month.
Shaxs
Drukmani: I thought you said this trash wasn't worth fighting for.
Freeman: We're not fighting.
Drukmani: Avoiding damage IS fighting!
Mariner: Dude! What you're doing is so not Starfleet!
Fletcher: You break rules all the time!
Mariner: Only dumb rules that shouldn't be there so I can do a better job. I would never put anyone in danger.
Boimler: [clears throat]
Mariner: Except sometimes, maybe Boimler!
Tendi: You impress every day! You're very scientific. I mean, Badgey's an amazing piece of programming even if he does want to kill us.
Rutherford: Yeah. He is a killing machine, isn't he?
Boimler: Did we have to get him promoted?
Mariner: You know what they say. Keep your friends close and your enemies WAY the hell somewhere else.