South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Episode 5: "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" Quotes
Do you like your back rubbed?
I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ahh, I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh, god. I love titties!
Mr. Garrison
Stan: We don't wana go to some stupid adult meeting any way!
Cartman: Well that's nice, cause you can't go!
Kyle: We don't wanna go!
Cartman: You CAN'T go!
Kyle: We don't WANNA go!
Cartman: No, you can't go!
Look, Kevin. I have here my best creation yet. A squirrel spliced with provolone cheese. Now we don't have to search in difference places for squirrels or provolone cheese.
Dr. Mephesto
Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya . I got into NAMBLA and you guys didn't. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya.
Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.
FBI Exec: Where are the children?
Dr. Mephesto: What children?
FBI Exec: This is NAMBLA, right?
Dr. Mephesto: Yes.
FBI Exec: The North American Man Boy Love Association?
Dr. Mephesto: What? No! We're the North American Marlon Brando look alikes!
FBI Exec 2: Aw crap, we got the wrong NAMBLA!
Mr. Garrison: Aw dammit, I'm in the wrong place!
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but dude, (beep) you.
Kyle: Seriously.
Stan: Wow Kenny, your mom's pregnant, what are you going to do now?
Kenny: I don't know, but I gotta think of something.
Stan: This is boring.
Kyle: Yeah. (to the Head NAMBLA member) HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET INTO SOME ACTION, HUH?!
(All the NAMBLA members 'ooh')
Head NAMBLA member: Oh, goodness! What a gift from God!
Mr. Garrison: I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistake.
Barbrady: Well, the FBI says I have to keep you here, so that's what I'm gonna do, Mr. Complainypants.
Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.