SMILF
Sundays 10:00 PM on ShowtimeSMILF Season 1 Episode 7: "Family-Sized Popcorn & A Can of Wine" Quotes
Bridgette: You said you'd learn to use the toilet today. Do you want to use the toilet?
Larry: No.
Bridgette: Uhhh, I'm a terrible mother. Does that make you feel guilty enough to try?
Larry: No.
Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are?
Assistant: Look surprised.
Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.
Can you hold up your side of the bargain? I'm on your toilet. Get on my toilet.
Bridgette
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