Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Season 1 Episode 5: "Sober For The D And V" Quotes
Sam: If I don’t see some action soon, this whole area is going to break off and drift off to sea.
Olivia: Six months is when it happened to me too.
Sam: Your privates sacrificed themselves to the tide?
Olivia: No, I started to feel my body again. You’re just emerging from sobriety survival mode.
James: Whoa!
Sam: Whoa good or whoa bad? It’s bad, isn’t it?
Brian: Would you like some?
Sam: No, I’m sober.
Sam: This shop is officially closed for business.
Felicia: By shop, you mean your vagina?
Sam: What else could I possibly mean?
Felicia: Aww Sam, don’t get all sad on me. This was your first try.
James: Want to dance?
Sam: I think I’m going to ease my way into it. I’m not sure how my body moves without a gin and tonic in its system.
Listen. We’re on different timelines. If we were both newcomers, this would have ended up very differently.
James