Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Season 1 Episode 10: "A Wedding" Quotes
Sam: Dad? I can’t see your face anymore.
Sam’s dad: Maybe I don’t want you to when you’re drinking.
Sam: Oh shit! I’m drinking. I really want to see you.
Congratulations! Go revel in your freedom.
Gail
There are hundreds of people downstairs waiting to take photos of you, and you look beautiful.
Kate
Brit: Is Joel who you thought I’d end up with?
Sam: No for a variety of reasons. But, I’m really happy you guys are doing this.
Brit: We don’t really work like this.
Sam: Like what?
Brit: You're helping me, it’s not our thing.
Sam: When did this become about me?
Brit: Oh Sam, it’s always been about you. Can you go?
There’s no such thing as one drink with us. You know that.
Sam
I didn’t realize this was a runaway bride situation.
Sam