Shameless
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Time to go Gallagher.
Fiona
Lawyer: They are prepared to settle, but they want Sparkles back.
Fiona: My dog?!
We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.
Frank
Well, I spoke to the Latham's attorney. Guy is a real piece of work. I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench.
Lawyer
Kassidi: Do you love?
[Handcuffs Carl to the bed.]
Kassidi: Whoa! What the hell?
Kassidy: Marry me before you leave, dumbass.
Carl: Okay, fine.
Kassidy: Do you have a fake I.D.?
Lip: What are you doing, Frank?
Frank: Planning my retirement to bask in the spoils of a life well lived.
Lip: You mean leech of your kids and drink booze out of a backpack?
Lady: This is the lady who's been helping us.
Fiona: What's been going on?
Lady: They're paying us to crash here.
You fucked up, dude. She's pissed.
Xan
Kassidy: What are we all talking about?
V: How important it is for Carl to stay in school.
Everybody's fucking somebody but me?
Fiona
Ian: It's kind of nice being a thing again.
Trevor: The jury's still out.