Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 6 Quotes
You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.
Svetlana
It's a brave new world, Fiona.
Kevin
Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?
Are you wearing cologne?
Fiona
They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination.
Debbie
You have no money yet you're going into a grocery store. Interesting.
Frank
Debbie: I want to learn.
Teacher: Okay, here's a lesson: use condoms.
Can you fucking believe that shit?
Kevin
Lip: It'd be funny if he actually showed up.
Fiona: And what? Pretended to reach into his pocket?
It's my traditional right to ask said patriarch pay for it.
Fiona
Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.
Debbie: Where's your house?
Queenie: My tent's right up there.
Debbie: Your tent?