Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 2 Quotes
A name like Chip, you think you'd wanna defy the stereotype.
Fiona
Karen: My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
Sheila: He's not my boyfriend.
Jody: I'm not?
It smells worse than a dead hooker's ass in there.
Frank
A little heavy on the botox and Chanel No. 5 but she's nice.
Debbie [about Steve's mom]
You dodged a fucking RPG getting tossed out by this one.
Lip [to Jody]
Karen this is my grandson. I'm not going to let you throw him out like used Kleenex.
Sheila
Frank: She's fragile.
Fiona: She's broken.
Fiona: Christ V, I can't let him back into this madness.
Veronica: Isn't that his choice?
I'm where I need to be, okay?
Monica [to Frank]
Fiona: Jesus, these poor kids.
Steve: Don't worry they're already pretty fucked up.
Happy thanksgiving, that's a nice hickey, go wash up.
Fiona [to Ian]
I don't wanna be me anymore.
Monica