Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother. What's next? You're gonna take up with a black lady man? Oh I forgot that already happened.

Frank [to Monica]

• Permalink: Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you f**ked my brother....
• Added: March 14, 2011

I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years, it's like swallowing glass everyday.

Monica

• Permalink: I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years, it's like swallow...
• Added: March 14, 2011

Whores don't get cars!!

Eddie

• Permalink: Whores don't get cars!!
• Added: March 14, 2011

I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.

Karen

• Permalink: I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of nake...
• Added: March 14, 2011

Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash? Maybe your luck has changed Frank.

Kevin

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You wish you had a dick as big as mine!

Bob [to Frank]

• Permalink: You wish you had a d**k as big as mine!
• Added: March 14, 2011

Bob: Do we have a problem, PHILIP?
Lip: I don't know, BOB, let's see. You're camped out at my house, you're fucking my mother, and you're talking about stealing my baby brother. Why would we have a problem?

• Permalink: Do we have a problem, PHILIP? I don't know, BOB, let's see. Yo...
• Added: March 14, 2011