Get up old man.

Fiona

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Use the downstairs toilet if you're so fucking desperate.

Debbie

• Permalink: Use the downstairs toilet if you're so fucking desperate.
• Added: January 10, 2016

Frank: What is the matter with you people? She was my soul mate.
Debbie: She probably killed herself just to get away from you.

• Permalink: She probably killed herself just to get away from you.
• Added: January 10, 2016

I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.

Fiona

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• Added: January 10, 2016

Guess our reputation as a shit hole is still safe.

Waitress

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• Added: January 10, 2016